Butt Rocket

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Can't see it? Follow this link

I woke up last night because my brain had booted it up again and I laughed myself awake.

Picture the scene: bored teenagers, a vid-cam, a handful of bottle rockets. One guy decides to fire one out of his ass. Cool, the others think. Cool, he thinks. They bend him over and light the blue touchpaper...

The beauty of this clip and its ongoing hilarity is that you realise - at the same point they do - that the body in pain tends to contract. Not what a sphincter with a projectile firework in it should be doing. Classic!

And they say the children are our future.